Hey there, taco titans! We're back at it again with another very important guide to get your through our annual Tacos & Margaritas bar crawl on April 29, 2023!
Are you ready to embark on a journey to master the art of taco consumption? Look no further, because we've got the silliest, messiest, and most entertaining guide to taco eating you'll ever need. Whether you're a taco aficionado or a newcomer to the world of tortillas and toppings, these steps will transform you into the ultimate taco devourer!
Step 1: Assemble your taco dream team – grab a tortilla and pile on all your favorites: meat, lettuce, cheese, salsa, guacamole, and anything else your heart desires.
Step 2: Channel your inner taco warrior by holding your taco in one hand, while brandishing a fork and knife in the other (even though you won't actually use them).
Step 3: Take a massive, unapologetic bite of that taco, ensuring you capture every last ingredient in one glorious chomp. Bonus points if you end up with a salsa-guacamole goatee!
Step 4: Keep up the momentum and repeat step 3 until your taco is nothing but a distant, delicious memory.
Step 5: Embrace your primal instincts and lick your fingers clean – no napkins allowed!
Step 6: Unleash your inner dance machine and bust out the "Taco Tango" to celebrate your newfound taco-eating prowess (optional, but highly encouraged).
And there you have it, taco fans! You're now a certified silly taco-eating champion. Remember, the key to taco enjoyment is to let loose, have fun, and make a little mess along the way!
P.S. Don't forget to share your wacky taco-eating antics and dance moves with us on social media! Let's see those Taco Tangos!